Charles: Who will be first to cross .475?
Joseph: it's turning into a rude spring for me. 2-11 over the last two days.
Charles: It's been a rude spring so far for Nats' fans too. In other news, 2006 first round draft picks Tim Lincecum and Brandon Morrow square off tonight. Notable pitchers taken ahead of them include Luke Hochevar and Greg Reynolds.
Kerry: I'm going to start tanking so I can get an advantage next season.
Joseph: Just like the Mariners fans who have given up on this season already, since the M's are 1-2.
Kerry: Well, it was fun while it lasted! Goodbye plus-.500 record.
Joseph: I'll join. I have a soft spot for ballplayers who are 5'11". And hit 1 HR/game.
Charles: All two members of the Steve Pearce Fan Club are happy! I hope to recruit more.